The joke among my friends (including my beautiful wife) is that Travis Clemmons
is a middle age stud muffin who is completely oblivious to the fact that women are
always fighting over him. Along the way, some very lovely models have allowed
themselves to have a bit of fun while helping me act this out.
It's Not Easy Being Me (snicker).
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An aggressive Natalie Minx is attempting to drag a
completely obsessed Mina Meow away from me.

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A determined Samantha Grace is threatening to slug a
taunting Isobel Wren if she doesn't let go of "Sam's Man".